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小故事...

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　　小时侯我很顽皮

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　　叔叔喜欢逗我玩-我恨死了！

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　　我学会保护自己了，可是叔叔他……

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　　我要练习金刚指,长大了弹叔叔一下子……哈哈哈

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　　为了节约时间，妈妈把我和盘子一块洗

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　　对有些事情我还不明白

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　　刚上学的时候，感觉读书像是在念经

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　　做作业的事情让我思考很多，经常令我头疼……

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　　平时不好好读书，考试的时候只有作弊

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　　没想到，被班主任发现了……

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　　后来找到了[b]学英语[/b]的捷径

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　　我最喜欢世界地理

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　　最讨厌数学,每次我的答案都是……

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　　后来我喜欢上了[b]电脑[/b]

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　　而且迷上了上网

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　　而且不分昼夜

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　　由于我非法操作，电脑出现了蓝屏

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　　没有电脑，就睡不着觉……

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　　高中时候很喜欢踢足球

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　　但是国足总是让人失望

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　　还有很多丑闻，比如.......

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　　但我觉得米卢还是很不错的一个教练，我有幸得到了他的签名

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　　爸爸不许我看球，说如果不好好[b]学习[/b]，将来会去要饭

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　　后来我长的人高马大了，也上班了……爸爸告戒我：

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　　我想我一定会挣大钱！！！

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　　有了钱，我认识了许多狐朋狗友

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　　相处一直都很好

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　　我很喜欢美女

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　　看到美女，我就会……

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　　我很讨厌恐龙, 尤其是那些自以为自己很性感的

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　　后来我交了一个女朋友，朋友都说很漂亮，我觉得也是，呵呵

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　她说要跟着我一辈子

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　　我陪她看了一场《英雄》

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　　从[b]电影[/b]院回来的那个晚上，我们相爱了……

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　　因为没有避孕，幸运地生下一个世纪婴儿

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　　我带着女朋友，看看自由女神像

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　　还经常开着保时捷，带她去兜风

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　　带她去 做 爱

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　　可是她就是喜欢上了自摸

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　　摸她的咪咪

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　　对别人露三点

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　　还让一个男人给她搓澡

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　　后来觉得她有点像男孩子

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　　有一次发现一个意外--- 令人不可思议的事情发生了！！

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　　离婚后，我经常独自去海滩晒太阳

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　　我慢慢长胖了，于是想到减肥！！

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　　后来竟成了这样 ：（

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　　于是又开始了锻炼

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　　因为害怕人类的第二次进化

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　　有时候也放纵一下自己！！

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　　我非常喜欢玩反恐精英

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　　经常熬夜打cs

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　　可是经常输得很惨

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　　有时也玩玩成人游戏，呵呵

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　　平时也喜欢上网聊天，但只找熟悉的人聊

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　　我是从来不和陌生人聊天的，更不会和他们见面

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　　我很尊敬长辈，尽管他们长得不是很像领导

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哈哈  哈哈  哈哈

可爱的米卢居然成了悟空
哈哈
这贴太强大了

确实很有意思,  以前看过了
在看一次,还是觉的有意思

今天我在别的论坛上看见的,觉得好玩就转载过来了.嘿嘿

很不错~~~~~~~~~顶上去